toocooltobehipster:

omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number


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eatsleepstrokesrepeat:

i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window

eatsleepstrokesrepeat:

i don’t care how long it takes

sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window


when i get back to my room…

patheticlifestory:

from class…



from the bar…